BECAUSE I LOVE MY LIPS!!

MEREDITH DO YOU LOVE YOUR LIPS??? ;)
Larry: 
If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
That�d be too bad, I�d be so sad.

Dr. Archibald:
I see, that�d be too bad, you�d be so sad?

Larry:
That�d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Alrighty.

Larry:
If my lips said �Adios, 
I don�t like you, I think you�re gross.�
That�d be too bad, I might get mad.

Dr. Archibald:
Hm, that�d be too bad, you might get mad?

Larry:
That�d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Fascinating.

Larry:
If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth.
That�d be too bad, I�d call my Dad.

Dr. Archibald:
Oh dear, that�d be too bad, you�d call your dad?

Larry:
That�d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Hold it. Did you say your father? Facinating! 
So what you�re saying is if your lips left you?

Larry:
That�d be too bad, I�d be so sad.
I might get mad, I call my Dad.
That�d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
That�d be too bad?

Larry:
That�d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Why?

Larry:
Because I love my lips. (makes noises in tune with his lips)

Dr. Archibald:
Oh my! This is more serious than I thought. 
Larry, what do you see here?

Larry:
Um, that looks like a lip.

Dr. Archibald:
What about this?

Larry:
It�s a lip.

Dr. Archibald:
And this?

Larry:
It�s a lip, it�s a lip, it�s a lip, lip, lip
It�s a lip, it�s a lip, it�s a lip, lip, lip
It�s a lip, it�s a lip, it�s a lip, lip, lip
It�s a lip, it�s a lip, lip, lip.

Dr. Archibald:
Larry, tell me about your childhood.

Larry:
When I was just two years old, 
I left my lips out in the cold.
And they turned blue,
What could I do?

Dr. Archibald:
Oh dear. They turned blue, 
What could you do?

Larry:
Oh, They turned blue.

Dr. Archibald:
I see.

Larry:
On the day I got my tooth,
I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth.
She had a beard and it felt weird.

Dr. Archibald:
My, my, she had a beard
And it felt weird?

Larry:
She had a beard.

Dr. Archibald:
Oh!

Larry:
Ten days after I turned 8,
Got my lips stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed�

And I just stood there until the fire department came 
and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend 
the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar 
who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn�t 
even talk to each other until the fifth week because both 
our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking 
he just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish 
except now I know four because Oscar taught me the 
word for lip, �Usta�.

Dr. Archibald:
Your friends all laughed. Usta. How do you spell that?

Larry:
I don�t know.

Dr. Archibald:
So what you�re saying is that when you were young?

Larry:
They turned blue, what could I do?
She had a beard, and it felt weird.
My friends all laughed, usta.

Dr. Archibald:
I�m confused.

Larry:
I love my lips!

(Larry makes noises with his lips while Dr. 
Archibald tries to get his attention.)

Dr. Archibald:
Uh, Larry. Larry. Wait Larry, Larry! That�s about enough, thank you. 

(voice over of Narrator)

Narrator:
This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next week 
when we hear Larry say �

Larry:
Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?

Dr. Archibald:
Oh, look at the time!