a. who came up with this?
b. what is the point of this?
c. is it really that important to educate ourselves on informing someone of their cat's death?
d. would u really be this blunt about it?
Top 10 Ways To Tell Your Friend His Cat's Dead
- "I've got good news and bad news. Bad news is, your cat's dead. The good news is that I saved a lot on my car insurance."
- "Hey, you're out of milk, the chips are stale, your cat's dead, and the light bulb in the bathroom needs to be changed.
- "(when they walk into the apartment) *sniff* *sniff* "You smell dead cat?
- "Leave a suicide note next to the cat with a finished bag of catnip mentioning how boring the sitter was.
- "Are you still interested in those taxidermy classes?
- "Get rid of the cat, draw a chalk outline, put up police tape all over the place, and act stupid.
- "Will everyone with a live cat please step forward… Not so fast, buddy.""
- You have a couple of messages: Your mom called, she wants you to call her back; Your landlord said the rent is late; Your cat said 'Bye'.
- "(When you pick him up from the airport)sitter: Let's play a game… Dead or Human.owner: Huh? Ok…sitter: You?owner: Humansitter: Me?owner: Humansitter: Your cat?owner: …
- owner: Thanks for watching the place. Where are my keys?sitter: Oh, I think they're under your dead cat.
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Three days later and I'm still laughing:)
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